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obama means family

no it doesnt

obama means nobody gets left behind

(Source: hashbrovvn, via masturbending)


*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

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caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

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"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

(Source: saintsandzombies, via laptopped)


wake up america


i told my grandma i have a popular blog and she thinks i write professional reviews of food and movies

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one time i said “no hetero, no hetero” in school

and this popular athletic straight boy sittin in front of me turned around super slow and looked at me and went “no… hetero?” in the TINIEST MOST BROKEN VOICE IMAGINABLE like he looked and sounded so timid and confused and he was looking at me like his whole life has been a lie because he realized he might be sitting near a queer person

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World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

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(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh, via laptopped)


my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore

(Source: straighter, via laptopped)