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raalts:

my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore

(Source: straighter, via laptopped)

loreweaver:

loreweaver:

Do you ever look at a frog and just think

this is a predator

this is a creature that has evolved to hunt, kill, and devour other animals for its sustenance

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(via laptopped)

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

(via sirius-lee-black22)

beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

did u guys see the deer with the ribbon

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this one did u see it

did u see this

(via bagmilk)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via bagmilk)

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via laptopped)

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

(via sirius-lee-black22)

drugsareradmkay:

imjustsofamous:

the second to last is killing me

Cats

(via sirius-lee-black22)

noseperiod:

this still fucks me up

(Source: markoruffalo, via realityinwonderland)